Introducing the ultimate fashion statement for lovers of the dark and magical:
Azathoth's Death Shroom socks!
These socks are embroidered with Azathoth's legendary Death Shroom, a rare and powerful fungus said to grow only in the deepest, darkest corners of the Runiverse. Legend has it that those who wear the Death Shroom will gain the power to traverse dimensions, summon eldritch horrors, and, of course, look dangerously stylish.
But don't take our word for it – just ask Azathoth, the blind, idiot god at the center of the Runiverse. He's been spotted sporting these socks at all the best cosmic parties.
Made from high-quality materials and imbued with the mystic energy of the Death Shroom, these socks are sure to be the envy of all your friends – both mortal and otherwise. Whether you're taking a stroll through Goblin Town, battling the Great Old Ones, or just lounging around the house, these socks are the perfect choice.
So don't wait – order your Azathoth's Death Shroom socks today, and join the legions of stylish cosmic beings who know that fashion and madness go hand in hand!
• 80% cotton, 17% polyester, 3% spandex
• Cushioned sole
• Machine washable
• Brand logo watermark on soles
• Premium quality
• Made in USA
Size guide
| |
US WOMEN SHOE SIZE |
US MEN SHOE SIZE |
| S/M |
7-10 |
6-8 |
| L/XL |
10-13 |
9-12 |
